• Illegal Stroking
  of Ego
• Delay of Fun
• Unnecessary Use of Cuteness
• Desperate
  Attempt at
  Brand Revival
• D-List Celebrity
• I Just Vomited
  in my Mouth
• That's Been Done
• Fumble the Budget
• Please Kill Me
• Concept Not Connected
• Creative Suicide
• Over the
  Audience's Head
• Just Short
• Incomplete T'N'A'
• I Wish I'd
  Thought of That
• WTF Was That?